be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
To think you can love God without being changed by Him, is to think you can jump into the ocean and not get wet. To really love Him, you must understand that your life is going to be wrecked by Him, and built again into something beautiful, something lasting.
You sleep in your hotels with four or five stars, I sleep here with four or five billion stars.
whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you