if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up because it’s gonna be important
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
He is now resting. He is now at peace. Our nation hast lost its greatest son. Our people have lost its father.
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”